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2016 New Orleans Mardi Gras Parade Schedule!!

NOMusicMan at KdV 2015

NOMusicMan at KdV 2015


Krewe of Underwear 2015 Float j

Krewe of Underwear 2015 Float


KdV2015 Title Float- Begs For Change!

KdV2015 Title Float- Begs For Change!

Sat, January 23, 2016
Krewe du Vieux (Mature themed) 6:30 p.m. French Quarter
Sun, January 24, 2016
Little Rascals Noon Metairie
Perseus 1:00 p.m. Slidell
Fri, January 29, 2016
Cork 3:00 p.m. French Quarter
Oshun 6:00 p.m. Uptown
Cleopatra 6:30 p.m. Uptown
Eve 7:00 p.m. Mandeville
Excalibur 7:00 p.m. Metairie
Athena 7:30 p.m. Metairie
Sat, January 30, 2016
Mystic Knights of Adonis 11:45 a.m. Westbank
Knights of Nemesis 1:00 p.m. St. Bernard
Pontchartrain 1:00 p.m. Uptown
Choctaw 2:00 p.m. Uptown
Freret 2:30 p.m. Uptown
Knights of Sparta 6:00 p.m. Uptown
Pygmallion 6:15 p.m. Uptown
Caesar 6:00 p.m. Metairie
Olympia 6:00 p.m. Covington
Chewbaccuhus 7:00 p.m. Marigny
Titans 6:30 p.m. Slidell
Sun, January 31, 2016
Carrollton Noon Uptown
King Arthur 1:00 p.m. Uptown
Alla 1:00 p.m. Uptown
Dionysus 1:00 p.m. Slidell
Tchefuncte 2:00 p.m. Madisonville
Wed, February 3, 2016
Druids 6:30 p.m. Uptown
Nyx 7:00 p.m. Uptown
Thurs, February 4, 2016
Knights of Babylon 5:45 p.m. Uptown
Knights of Chaos 6:15 p.m. Uptown
Muses 6:30 p.m. Uptown
Fri, February 5, 2016
Hermes 6:00 p.m. Uptown
Le Krewe D’etat 6:30 p.m. Uptown
Selene 6:30 p.m. Slidell
Morpheus 7:00 p.m. Uptown
Centurions 7:00 p.m. Metairie
Sat, February 6, 2016
NOMTOC 10:45 a.m. Westbank
Iris 11:00 a.m. Uptown
Tucks Noon Uptown
Endymion 4:15 p.m. Mid-City
Isis 6:30 p.m. Metairie
Sun, February 7, 2016
Okeanos 11:00 a.m. Uptown
Mid-City 11:45 p.m. Uptown
Thoth Noon Uptown
Corps de Napoleon 5:00 p.m. Metairie
Bacchus 5:15 p.m. Uptown
Mon, February 8, 2016
Proteus 5:15 p.m. Uptown
Orpheus 6:00 p.m. Uptown
Tues, February 9, 2016 FAT TUESDAY
Zulu 8:00 a.m. Uptown
Rex 10:00 a.m. Uptown
Elks Orleanians (Truck Parade) Follows Rex Uptown
Cresent City (Truck Parade) Follows Elks Orleanians Uptown
Grela 10:00 a.m. Gretna
Argus 10:00 a.m. Metairie
Krewe of Jefferson (Truck Parade) Follows Argus Metairie
Elks Jeffersonians (Truck Parade) Follows Krewe of Jefferson Metairie

The Kerns Kiss and Make Up in Civil District Court!!


The first family of Mardi Gras, the people responsible for building REX, Bacchus, Endymion, Orpheus, Caesar, Zulu and many more Mardi Gras parades, have ended their family feud. When you sue your octogenarian father, you create a rift that’s hard to close, but apparently the Kern family have overcome their differences.

Rex Boeuf Gras Float built by Kern Artists

REX Boeuf Gras Float built by Kern Artists

Blaine Kern Artists  Created the Bacchagator

Blaine Kern Artists Created the Bacchagator

We are all happy to have it behind us and just kind of move forward and do what we do best, and that’s build floats and create Mardi Gras, Barry Kern said. Blaine Kern, Sr, the patriarch of the Kern clan, agreed to a corporate succession plan with his son of Blaine Kern Artists Inc at New Orleans Civil District Court last week. The senior Kern sold his 50.1 percent in the company to his son Barry. Blaine received a lifetime consulting contract with the firm.

Where is Blaine Kern, Jr? Blaine’s other son is no where to be found in this story. After meeting with the judge, Barry and Blaine, along with their wives and Barry’s sons Fitz and Andrew, all went out to lunch together. No sign of Blaine, Jr. or his family. Hmmm….

I’m elated this half a decade old sad story has a happy ending. The patriarch is satisfied as he got paid by his son for his company so he can ‘retire’ in comfort. He’s 88, and mostly wants to spend time with his wife Holly and burnish his Mr. Mardi Gras brand.

Blaine and Barry Kern with Joe Jaeger

Barry and Blaine Kern, Sr. with Joe Jaeger

I’ve also said before, the reason this whole court debacle occurred is because Pixie Naquin isn’t there to smooth over the hurt feelings for the sake of family unity. She was the founder’s executive secretary almost since he started out in business, and she never let past serious family disputes end up on court. She was the cat’s meow for Kern Enterprises, there’s absolutely no doubt about that.

RIP Pixie Naquin!

RIP Pixie Naquin!

Judge Kern Reese’s consent judgement accomplishes several things- the court retains jurisdiction for two years over any future problems, all lawsuits filed by both parties are dismissed, and Reese’s 2012 injunction giving Barry Kern control of the company is terminated.

Mardi Gras Beads As A New Orleans Pot Hole Solution!

Mardi Gras Beads Filing New Orleans Pot Holes!

Mardi Gras Beads Filing New Orleans Pot Holes!

Beads as Pot Hole Solution

Beads as Pot Hole Solution

Beads as a Pot Hole Solution

Beads as a Pot Hole Solution

New Orleanians are a very creative lot. Most us have a bag of two of Mardi Gras beads in the closet or attic. Once beads are exposed to the weather for a while, the paint wears off but the beads endure for a long time. Since Hurricane Katrina, the city has had FEMA money to fix a lot of major and minor city streams but so many more haven’t been fixed and are one of the banes of our existence in any older city in America. Combining beads and pot holes makes perfect sense to me. It’s a very quick and somewhat lasting solution.

Mobile, AL Political Cartoon

Mobile, AL Political Cartoon

Political Cartoon from

The Kabosh is in for West Bank Krewes!!!

I-10 W West Bank Sign

I-10 W West Bank Sign


Talk about falling on your sword! The second oldest krewe in Jefferson Parish and the only krewe left on the West Bank are about to fall off the cliff. Both have received revocation orders from Sean Burke, Parish Community Affairs Director. I’ve written before about the suicide march Jefferson krewes are on.

Adonis and Zeus are the offending krewes. Both krewes are accused of not meeting the minimum parade standards the parish put in place in past years. The key provision not met? Not enough riders.

In 2009, fourteen krewes held Mardi Gras parades in Jefferson Parish on the East and West Banks.  3 of 4 West Bank krewes have moved onto St. Charles Avenue uptown- Alla, Choctawand Cleopatra. The east bank krewes haven’t moved, though Rhea dropped out after their bingo revenue took a steep dive and they had trouble paying their bills.

If Adonis and Zeus are forced to drop out, Jefferson Parish would have 9 krewes left, all on the east bank. It amazes me that all the parades on the West Bank are disappearing. 9 isn’t a firm total by any means.  Thor and Atlas, two established krewes, didn’t parade in 2014. The Guardians of Atlantis, a new krewe, was scheduled to run in 2014 but canceled out last summer.

Zeus’ 2014 parade only had 2 bands, 3 short of the minimum set by the ordinance. They also were short a couple of floats. Each infraction can result in permit revocation. I’m sure the offending krewes will appeal.  Zeus is another old krewe, they started in 1957.

This is the end of an era, and it doesn’t portend well for Mardi Gras in New Orleans overall. The West Bank has a proud tradition of parading going back decades and decades. Alla, Jefferson’s oldest krewe, started in 1932, grew from a neighborhood parade into a super krewe, the brainchild of Blaine Kern Sr. It disturbs me West Bank parades are gone, I believe the entire process was very shortsighted. The West Bank deserves a robust parade schedule. What are all those West Bankers to do for Carnival parades in 2015?

Krewe du Vieux Marches Saturday, February 15, 2014!!

Medium Rare? Medium? How do you want your Ray Nagin burger?

Medium Rare? Medium? How do you want your Ray Nagin burger?

68 degrees and sunny is the forecast for my parade, the ultra cool, edgy, historical KdV. My costume is taking shape very nicely, my throws are novel for me, and I’ve reviewed all rules and regulations I’m supposed to know as a Krewe of Underwear Escort. The parade rolls through the French Quarter and Marigny at 6 pm. KdV’s theme this year is Where the Vile Things Are. Our king is wetlands restoration advocate and historian John Barry.

Check out my story on Ray Nagin’s federal corruption trial, now with the jury, here.

A bit more about my main costume. I have a furry purple and green animal jumpsuit/costume. Over that I have neon green pimp’s jacket. I have a long purple, green and gold silk scarf with a pansy design, plus a purple sheer scarf with shiny gold mini dots throughout. I’m going to cross the scarfs around my neck and down my back in a cape-like way, and secure the crossing with a Carnival colored crown pin. I have some old KdV and MOMs Ball buttons to wear on my jacket. I still need a hat and mask, but I’m going to the Costume Bazaar on Feb. 16 at the Healing Center, 2572 St. Claude Avenue.

The tune is by June Victory and the Bayou Renegades, Don’t Rock the Bow, from their release, June Victory and the Bayou Renegades.

Krewedelusion follows KdV.  They have a New Orleans celebrity for their 2014 Ruler, DJ Soul Sister, aka Melissa Weber! This is a good way for a krewe to garner some free media. The Nola Defender broke the story.  Queen Melissa “DJ Soul Sister” Weber is inheriting the throne from Cheeky Black, last year’s Queen. The Soul Sister is the R&B bomb! Her DJ sets are considerably hotter than many live music sets that occur before and after her set.

Melissa Weber, aka DJ Soul Sister

Melissa Weber, aka DJ Soul Sister

We are honored, announced Captain Oscar Diggs in a release, that New Orleans native and internationally renowned superstar disc jockey Melissa Weber shall be our next Ruler and shall be crowned Soul Sister #1 and Captain of New Orleans.

Krewe du Vieux 2014 Route

Krewe du Vieux 2014 Route

I’m such a huge Mardi Gras fan, I love those purple, green and gold Carnival colors. Except for a couple of exceptions, I always costume in those colors. I cannot help it- they are the only ones that will make me happy when I costume, I admit. I’ve got a super, special, all new for me costume for KdV and Fat Tuesday.

Last year, Carnival wasn’t the same to me, the first since my wife passed. This year, I feel my old Carnival mania and deep seated love returning. It feels great. I live a scant 2 blocks from St. Charles, and 1 block from Napoleon. That’s parade central! I think I’ll have a crock pot of gumbo ready all parade season. Maybe set the record for gumbo serving over 10 days.

David & Meg 2010 MG Day

David & Meg 2010 MG Day

Meg Pomeroy, Wayne Picou, David Eidler, Sharon Pomeroy, Josh Eidler, Andrew Yue,

Meg Pomeroy, Wayne Picou, David Eidler, Sharon Pomeroy, Josh Eidler, Andrew Yue



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